Bey-Z may be headed for divorce? LALALALALA. We are cranking this up (I mean, after the stilted dialogue and eye-rolling rack focus for yawner wanna-be erotica) and ignoring hat Solange was may have been using her flailing clutch purse to warn us all many elevator rides ago.

We may be the last ones to hear that Jewel and rodeo-er Ty Murray have un-tied the knot after 16 years together. Jewel's own uncoupling statement was released last month, and was far more endearing that...well, you-know-who-said-what-back-then. "Ty and I have always tried to live the most authentic life possible, and we wanted our separation as husband and wife to be nothing less loving than the way we came together," the singer/Sing Off judge posted on her blog mid-July.

Can WE break up with Scott Disick already? Good LAWD. Let the audience be free of his obnoxiousness, no matter how well-matched/committed/stick-with-it/contractually bound/perfecto he may be for Kourtney Kardashian. So so so bored of the boozing/whining/throwing vases in Four Seasons suites.

Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra may have officially ended their engagement after appearing on VH1's Couple's Therapy, but the two have a new beginning together - a second chance at parenthood. Lowell confirmed with a tweet and pic that she and her longtime boyfriend are expecting a child. The two shared their story of choosing adoption for their biological daughter and all of the rawness, heartbreak, challenges, healing and connection of the experience on MTV's 16 and Pregnant in 2009. We are sending our happy wishes to the couple, who has fought through a lot, in building a strong and loving and healthy family.

Week Endings: Bey-Z? Jewel. And a plea to Bravo